Sorry, Rats Shat In Your Food
There’s a dinner near where I live, the Department of Health has shut it down several times, and each time they close, the owner places a sign in the window, that reads, “Closed For Filming.”
A week later, the dinner reopens, the customers flock back in and scarf down their favorite chili cheese fries, never knowing that the entire establishment had a massive rat infestation.
Of course, the reason for the closure is listed on the Department of Health’s website, but that doesn’t seem to cover the fact that restaurants are allowed to lie about why they’ve been closed.
It’s like a girl with herpes telling a guy she’s perfectly clean. It’s that disgusting.
Honestly, I don’t think it’s asking a whole lot to have a law that states if a restaurant is temporarily shutdown by the department of health, that the restaurant should have to post temporary signage stating the reason.
That way, if I still want to sleep with the girl with herpes, it’s at least my choice.
