I’m Not A Kid Anymore
Keg stands, sunrise cocktails, and throwing up in class, these are the joys of college.
Sure, it’s been a while since I graduated, but once a year when the two top football teams in the land battle for national supremacy, I’m reminded of my good old glory days.
When it was okay to piss in the street, sleep till three in the afternoon, condoms were optional, the walk of shame was a real pathway, and jaegermeister was considered a premium alcohol.
It was the one moment in my life where my only real worry was making sure that I didn’t fail out of college. Old was something that I would never become. And the future was this far off place, where anything seemed possible.
So tonight, while I sip my cabernet and watch the buckeye nation take on the LSU Tigers, I’ll be smiling, knowing that all over the country, thousands of college students are embarking on reckless adventures, and being the very thing that I no longer am, a kid.
