Britney, She’s Smarter Than We Think.
Remember when right wing conservatives propped Britney Spears on their christian pedestal as a moral role model for kids today? Boy they got that one wrong.
Sure, Britney’s told a couple of white lies. She didn’t really lose her virginity to Justin, she has a small drug problem, and she only sometimes lip sinks.
But maybe I’ve underestimated her. Maybe she’s not just the white trash, non-panty wearing, washed-up pop star I always thought she was. Maybe she’s actually — dare I even say it– smart?
I mean just think about it. The courts won’t ler her near her other children because she drinks, blows coke, and thinks red lights apply to everyone but her. So what does she do? She goes out and gets knocked up by some other, “I want a piece of Britney” scum bag.
I know that this sounds crazy, but it just might be that little Brit has discovered a legal loophole. She lost custody of her last two children, so why fight it out? It’s not worth it. They’re just kids. It’s not like she actually knew them.
But if she has a new child, with some other guy, that she doesn’t marry, then who will take away the newborn? The State of California? I don’t think so.
