Deodorant Gets You Laid
Bruce Campbell on the piano playing I’m Hungry like the Wolf, and five scantily dressed, sex craved girls ready to rip his clothes off, if you’re not following me it means you haven’t seen the latest Old Spice commercial.
For the 21st century man, deodarant is about mating calls and women ripping through walls to sleep with men. Now don’t get me wrong, I enjoy the ads, really I do. My only question is when did deodorant become about getting laid?
Maybe I’m jealous of Bruce because I’ve tried Old Spice and I failed to notice an increase in my sex life, for that matter, I failed to notice a sex life. But if you wanted to be technical, deodarant actually covers up your phermones which are supposed to attract women. So in actuality, deodorant should not get you laid.
Now that being said, I know from experience there is nothing worse then being trapped on the plane, sitting next to some overweight, hairy guy, who hasn’t showered in three days, and smells like he just walked out of a homeless shelter. So whatever these deodorant companies need to do to get fat guys smelling fresh, well I’m on board.
