What Men Want
Girls who drink Jagermeister are unpretentious, down to earth, and are so slutty that they’ll hook-up with you in an Applebee’s bathroom.
They don’t want to sip apple martinis and tell you stories about how their father never hugged them as a child. They want to pound shots and get so drunk that they black out and wind up sleeping with the first guy who suggests having sex. It’s almost as if that little syrupy shot of love was a mating call for the promiscuous.
And the truth is that as long as they don’t throw up in our car, every guy loves a girl who drinks Jager because it shows us that they’re not just easy, but they’re easy to be with. And at the end of the day that’s all any guy really wants.
So to all you girls who are single and alone, and feel like there just aren’t any men out there who want you, go out, order the green devil, and let us know that you’re not just another superficial pretty face. Trust me, we’ll be waiting.
