Single Men Love Valentines Day
Candy companies and floral shops want women to believe that today is about chocolates and flowers. They pack the department stores and supermarkets so that everywhere women turn shelves are stocked with heart shaped boxes, red carnations and plush “I Love You” teddy bears. It’s almost impossible for them to escape the brainwashing that make them believe that if they’re not married, engaged, or that guy in their office hasn’t declared his undying love, that somehow they are socially unacceptable and doomed to die alone and miserable.
Which is why Valentines Day is great for single men.
By the time Valentines Day rolls around, single women everywhere have decided that they are going to do one of two things. They will either curl up on their couch at home and watch Dirty Dancing while they endlessly wallow in their low self-esteem. Or they’re going to go out with a group of their single girlfriends get sloshed, and whore it up with the first available single guy that walks through the door.
So to all the companies out there that stand to profit from the over-merchandised exploitation of love, I say thank you.
