Men Should Not Have Breast Implants
I used to get my hair cut in a converted warehouse with cement floors and a 30-foot ceiling. The place was called Rudy’s Barber Shop and it was cheap, cool, and I could stare at ripped magazine pictures of half naked women splattered across the walls. It was my favorite place, and then one day, they hired a transvestite barber with the greatest set of tits that I’d ever seen.
Which is why I had to stop going there.
And it’s not that I’m against homosexuals or I thought that he, she, it or whatever gender transvestites associate themselves with didn’t know how to cut hair. I’m sure he gave great hair cuts. I just didn’t want to have to look at a guy and have perverse sexual fantasies about his breasts.
Now that might sound ridiculous but I can’t control millions of years of evolution that is telling my brain that I want to sleep with the large breasted male barber. And I don’t want to have sex with a transvestite. Really, I don’t. But I can’t control thinking about it.
Because the fact of the matter is that our species has not genetically evolved to the point where it can distinguish the difference between women with breasts and men with breasts. Which is exactly why men should never be allowed to get breast implants.
