Who Wants to Marry Pam Anderson?
Why do people get married? Do they do it out of love? Because it’s arranged? Maybe they just want a baby? Or maybe, just maybe, it’s an opportunity to fulfill a childhood sexual fantasy?
The latter seems unlikely until you think about the high school geek who makes millions of dollars and then goes back and marries the prom queen. It happens.
And it happens with celebrities. Why else would Ashton Kutcher marry Demi Moore? After all she was #9 on People Magazine’s list for sexiest women alive, when he was just 14.
In some perverse way, marrying the girl you grew up infatuated with is the ultimate fulfillment of the American Dream.
That’s why I’ve always known that if I were given the opportunity, I would marry Pam Anderson.
And thankfully that chance came last week when Pam’s marriage to Rick Salomon was officially annulled.
Now of course, I just need to figure out how to become famous, make millions of dollars, and obtain a bigger package then Tommy Lee. But it’s Monday, so you never know.
