Drug Education
If you’re married, have children, but still pull bong hits in your basement, and you want to teach your kids all about getting high but you don’t know how to tell them, then there is a new book for you.
The book is called It’s Just A Plant, and it tells the story of Jackie, a young girl who walks in on her parents smoking marijuana. Of course, Jackie has questions about pot that need to be answered. So she goes on a fact finding mission with her mom to learn more about the drug.
They visit Farmer Bob who grows it. Then they go to the doctor who smokes it but warns against it (at least with kids), and then they go to the Chinese take out joint where the guys deal it. But when one of the dealers gets busted, Jackie learns the real moral of the story: there is a “small but powerful group” who decided to make a law against marijuana but beacuse mom and dad smoke it, when Jackie grows up she’s going to vote to make the laws fair. It’s a real tear jerker of a story.
Of course instead of reading your kids a book about pot, why not let little Jackie rip a couple of bingers. I mean the drug is illegal so what difference does it make if you break one more law and let your kids toke down? After all it is just a plant.
