Kids Will Be Kids
When I was 15, I was kicked out of the Jack Lewis Golf Camp at Wake Forest University for ordering two strippers to the dorm. At the time it seemed like a good idea. I charged admission to the other campers, and if you were 13 or under you weren’t allowed in. The two girls who showed up, Desire and Candy didn’t seem to mind. After all money was money, so it didn’t matter that none of us could grow facial hair. But of course the inevitable happened, the camp counselor busted up the show just as the whip cream party was about to happen, and I was booted from the program.
Which is why when I recently read about a 13 year old boy from Texas who stole his dad’s credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, a smile came across my face.
Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father’s existing credit card company and took his friend on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing “Halo” on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as state law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played “Halo” on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.
And here in lies the reason why I refused to let 13 year olds in with my strippers; at that age they know that they want to see naked girls but they don’t know why.
