Don’t Pet The Animals
Well, you worked your ass off all winter, hid inside your warm house, refused to go out because it was too cold, and when you had the chance to exercise, some of you went to the gym because somewhere in your head you knew that spring was right around the corner and you were going to inevitably wind up at a pool party or the beach and you were going to have to take your shirt off, because there’s something strange about that guy or girl who swims in the pool with their shirt still on, and you knew at the very least you didn’t want to be that person, Because that person doesn’t know that winter is over. Because that person sat on the couch for the last 6 months and like a caged zoo animal played grand theft auto and led multiple squadrons into battle in Call of Duty 4. And in the process, that person forgot that there is a real world out there with real people.
So this Memorial Day Weekend, reward yourself for all that hard work. For not just making it through the winter but surviving it. And remember, be kind to other because not everybody survived like you.
