Executions Are Better Than Hooters Girls
Since I first logged onto the Internet over ten years ago, I have seen a lot of sick shit. There have been execution videos, 2 girls 1 cup, an Iraqi woman who had her face burned off, and those sick sick Germans. But nothing bothered me quite as much as this picture of the pregnant girl working at Hooters.
Yes, I’m probably over reacting. But I’m never going to find myself with two girls who want to eat a cup full of my fesses and I’m not planning on taking part in any executions anytime soon. Those video exist in their own world that I am never a part of nor want to be a part of.
But I go to Hooters.
I get beer, wings, watch games, and of course I want to look at Hooters. I don’t go to Hooters to be served by a hormone induced, raging, pregnant waitress who gets cravings in the middle of her shift for hot sauce and pickles and decides to gnarl off my wings and then slap me in the face for being a man.
Yeah, sure if I had perverted pregnant fantasies or dreams of water sports, I might be really into the whole pregnant Hooter’s waitress, but I don’t. Which is why I’d rather watch a girl eating shit out of some guy’s ass than to be served by a pregnant waitress.
