There were a lot of great stories this week. Michael Phelps won a seventh gold medal. The FBI finally figured out the true identity of Clark Rockefeller. And a controversial new book called Obama Nation which claims that Obama still smokes dope and blows coke hit the bestseller list. But this week’s 365 Award goes to the infamous Porn Detective.

Earlier this week, a man in Colorado claiming to be a police detective tried to get an adult novelty shop to give him free x-rated videos, saying he wanted to make sure that the performers weren’t underage. Over the course of nine days, he made three attempts and was turned down each time. The store manager called the police after the third attempt.

Authorities said that the man showed a badge and left a business card the Longmont Police “Age Verification Unit.”

While the Porn Detective might have been unsuccessful, I certainly understand what it’s like to need a good Barely 18 video. So to the Porn Detective, whoever you may be, I commend your effort and wish you success in your journey.

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