Bad News For Rabbit Haters
Apparently if you’ve been trying to give your girlfriend an orgasm and you’ve been coming up short on the job, it might be because you’ve been focusing on the wrong erogenous zone.
There is a new product on the market called Slightest Touch, an odd sexual aid that intensifies, multiplies, and generally improves a woman’s climax with electrode pads that attach to the ankles.
The product works by sending a painless electrical pulse up the leg’s nerve pathways to the pelvis, creating peak arousal. (It started as a failed prototype for a foot massager)
Even weirder, they recommend downing a sports drink fifteen minutes before using the device, as the electrolytes increase the conductivity. If it doesn’t give a woman the most powerful and amazing orgasm they’ve ever had, they get a refund.
Wow, for all those guys whose relationships ended over their girlfriend buying the rabbit, I guess the news just keeps getting worse.




