If You Bought $1000 of Stock. . .
Posted on October 7th, 2008 by Dylan
If you bought $1000 of stock a year ago, you would now have. . .
$91.28 if you bought Washington Mutual.
$21.29 if you bought Freddie Mac.
$20.79 if you bought Fannie Mae.
But if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer a year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the recycling refund you would have $214 in cash.
So the best investment strategy is to drink heavily and recycle.




