Career Deficit Disorder: /C.D.D. / 1. A person who continuously switches jobs because they are unable to identify or commit to a specific career goal.

2. A person who is easily distracted at work and often searches the Internet for porn instead of completing time sensitive assignments.

3. Spoiled trust fund babies who are unable to commit to life decisions related to employment.

4. A disease currently afflicting thousands of Wall Street Investment Bankers.

Possible Uses:

At first, Shelly said that she wanted to become a doctor. Then she said she wanted to become a teacher. Now she is trying to break into the world of porn. Clearly she suffers from C.D.D.

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