The Stocking Stuffer
Some men are too large. Some are too small. Which is why the one size fits all condom doesn’t fit all.
But what is a guy supposed to do when he winds up at some random girl’s house in the middle of the night, and all she has is one tight fitted condom that’s bound to squeeze the fun out of the night?
Well, good news. There is now the spray on condom. The spray on condom was invented by Jan Vinzenz Krausse, a 31-year-old German inventor who believes that condoms should be more like shoes. “You go into a shop and tell them your size and you get shoes that fit your feet.” Unfortunately, condoms for the most part only come in one size 6.5 inches.
The idea for the spray on condom came to Krause in a car wash, when he realized he could make a tube in which an erect penis could be inserted and sprayed with liquid latex from all sides to create the perfect fitting condom.
Clearly the spray on condom is just more proof of the supremacy of German Engineering.
