The Screamer
I went out with a girl once who used to scream so loud in bed that my neighbors complained. A week later, my landlord called and told me that I couldn’t have sex at night.
So we had sex during the day. Mostly on the weekends. Sometimes before work. And occasionally at lunchtime. No matter what we did, and where we did it, she never stopped screaming.
Sure, I could have told her not to scream. I could have thrown a pillow over her face, a red rubber ball in her mouth, but the real truth was that I didn’t want her to stop because then I’d have to admitt to myself that I wasn’t the real reason that she was screaming. And as a man, I wanted to believe that I was.
But according to a recent German study, scientists found that when females make noise during sex, males ejaculate 60% faster than if they made no noise at all.
So apparently, she just wanted me to finish.
