More bad news for little fat kids who pick their nose and eat it: if they fail their second grade spelling test, that green sludgy bugger might be the only meal they eat.

Meanwhile, the super smart kids who aced the test, will be chowing down on big macs, super sized fries, and strawberry milk shakes.

It’s all part of McDonald’s new advertising campaign to print coupons on the report cards of students who receive an “A.”

Currently, the program only runs in Seminole County, Florida. The local school board justified the decision to grant McDonald’s access to its twenty-seven thousand students by stating that they already have a contract with Pizza Hut.

For anyone who has ever wondered why there’s an obesity epidemic sweeping the nation, I don’t know where to find all the answers, but I’m pretty sure that this seems like a good place to start.

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