If you ever wanted to own a gat, deal drugs, pimp your ride, and tat your head, neck, and back, now might be the time.

With the housing market down, oil prices at an all time high, and the dollar continuing to sink, there is one bright spot to the U.S. economy: the 50 billion dollar illegal drug market is expected to boom.

So if you missed out on the gold rush, the housing boom, or those high flying Internet stocks you might want to consider investing in one of 30 thousand gangs in the U.S.

But if you’re not sure which gang is right for you, then consider this: Hispanic gangs like MS-13 and the Latin Kings deal heavily in heroin and meth while the Bloods and The Crips focus more on coke and crack. And if drugs aren’t for you but Identity theft and the sex trade are, then you might want to consider investing in the Asian Triad.

But don’t wait another minute because with budget cuts on the rise, education and the police force will be the first to go causing gang memberships to surge.

So stop worrying about the unemployment crisis, credit card debt, and the rising cost of food. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to take part in drive by shootings and homicidal initiations.

After all who needs to work, when you can make money the old fashion way by killing for it.

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