Drug Education
If you’re married, have children, but still pull bong hits in your basement, and you want to teach your kids all about getting high but you don’t know how to tell them, then there is a new book for you.
The book is called It’s Just A Plant, and it tells the story of Jackie, a young girl who walks in on her parents smoking marijuana. Of course, Jackie has questions about pot that need to be answered. So she goes on a fact finding mission with her mom to learn more about the drug.
They visit Farmer Bob who grows it. Then they go to the doctor who smokes it but warns against it (at least with kids), and then they go to the Chinese take out joint where the guys deal it. But when one of the dealers gets busted, Jackie learns the real moral of the story: there is a “small but powerful group” who decided to make a law against marijuana but beacuse mom and dad smoke it, when Jackie grows up she’s going to vote to make the laws fair. It’s a real tear jerker of a story.
Of course instead of reading your kids a book about pot, why not let little Jackie rip a couple of bingers. I mean the drug is illegal so what difference does it make if you break one more law and let your kids toke down? After all it is just a plant.
I’ve smoked marijuana maybe twice in the last 4 months, once for the first time (and I felt nothing, which apparently happens your first time), and a second time at this party when I was too drunk to refuse.
I don’t feel any different and I probably won’t smoke again for a long time. However, I do think that marijuana should be made legal. People often say that marijuana is a gateway drug. I believe that is incorrect. From what I have seen in college, alcohol is the gateway drug. Think about it: As little kids, we see drunk bums and alcoholics and get told never to drink it. We also see movies or shows where people take in too much and something bad happens. Drunk driving, addiction, liver failure. As a little kid, I never wanted to drank. When I came to college, at my first party where there was alcohol, I was shocked to see how easy and fun consuming alcohol was. After that first party, I thought to myself: what else have I been lied to about?
“I mean the drug is illegal so what difference does it make if you break one more law and let your kids toke down? ”
here’s your sign, use it to warn other people of your stupidity.
The point is to inform your kids in an honest manner. Those video they show in health class are ridiculous, it’s great to see some factual information being distributed.