Good news for guys who have trouble getting girls. If you don’t have anything to do this weekend, and you’re interested in meeting several cute single girls who think that you’re a sweet, innocent, and fun loving guy, then you might want to consider renting a puppy.

Flexpetz, a nationwide dog rental agency, rents dogs that have been rescued from animal shelters in the hope that they will eventually be adopted. Potential renters can get a monthly membership, which includes four one day rentals at a cost of $279. Or they can rent a canine pet for $75 a day, or part of the day.

If you never owned a dog and you’re not sure what type to rent, here’s some advice, a golden retriever might get you laid, a bijon will show that you’re gay, and a pitbull will scare off any potential mate who hasn’t been to prison.

Of course, one could just adopt a dog for free, but who am I to judge.

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