Evangelical preacher Ted Haggard smokes meth and blows gay prostitutes, Senator Larry Craig likes to solicit sexual favors in airport men’s bathrooms, and now famed crime crusader and governor of New York State has been outed for frequenting with high class prostitutes.

According to a 47-page federal affidavit that was released yesterday by federal prosecutors, Spitzer identified in the report as client #9 spent nearly 2 1/2 hours in a Washington hotel room last month with a 5 1/2 karat prostitute named Kristen.

For anyone who thinks that we are a celebrity obsessed society, I have to say our politicians are doing a very good job at stealing the headlines. I’ve never been more interested in politics.

Seriously, Britney has nothing on a gay meth-head like Ted Haggard.

And now Spitzer? Good little, morally superior, uncorruptable Elliot Spitzer who took on Wall Street, vowed to end political corruption in New York, and even tried to take down the Gambino Crime Family gets caught banging out prostitutes?

All I know is that if he was client #9 I can’t wait to see who numbers one through eight are.

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