Warning this toy may cause halucinations, choking, suffocation, led poisoning, or death.

So don’t sit on your couch all Sunday playing boring video games, when you can pop back toxic potato head eyes, ears, nose, and lips and induce a really cool trip.

In the event of an accidental overdose, please contact your local poison control center. If you do not know the number to your local poison control center, then call the 1-800 number located on page 46 of the “How to Get High with Mr. Potato Head Manual.” One of our non-english speaking Chinese child labor operators is standing by to take your call.

Mr. Potato Head is still considered to be a safe, child friendly toy, and when used properly will cause endless amusement for the entire family.

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