Finally, it’s over.

For anyone who ever wanted to know what it feels like to sit in a bathtub, slit your wrists, and listen to Mazy Star as you slowly lose consciousness, I’d have to say that the Democratic primary came pretty close.

On Saturday, Hillary Clinton suspended her campaign and endorsed Barack Obama to become the next president of the United States. Of course suspending the campaign and ending the campaign are two entirely different things. It’s like smoking pot and not inhaling pot. It’s like not having sexual relations with a girl and then receiving a blowjob in the oval office. It’s word choice. It’s how you want to interpret it. It’s what the Clintons are best at.

And why shouldn’t she leave the door open?

From the onset of the campaign Hillary has been driven by an overwhelming sense of entitlement believing that the nomination wasn’t just hers, but her automatic rite. And now that she’s lost, she still feels that sense of entitlement. She’s entitled to a cabinet position. She’s entitled to have her campaign debt paid off. She’s entitled to the nomination if Barack falters.

And who is to say that she’s wrong?

After all Americans love sales and the Clintons were offering the old two for one deal which on the surface might seem good but it was really more like eating half off sushi on Sunday. Your gut tells you, you shouldn’t do it because it’s not going to be fresh, but you’re still tempted by the deal.

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