STD For Sale, House Included
If you don’t know who the woman in the picture is, her name is Deven Traboscia. She is a real estate agent who is trying to sell her house and find a husband. The European divorce (code for washed up stripper turned escort turned real estate agent) is auctioning off her Palm Beach Gardens home and herself as part of a package deal on both Ebay and Craigslist.
In the ad, Traboscia writes:
“If you want to live the never ending dream and experience the real love, life and the romance you have always felt was a fairytale then this is the vibrant outstanding woman of your dreams! To sweep this European Loving Lady off her feet send in your application right now.”
Her eBay auction ends July 2 and asks for a starting bid of 99 cents with a shipping cost of $500 thousand.
Venereal disease, botox, and superficial insecurities included.
I feel sorry for her. She has no idea what type of person will respond. I hope she keeps a right of refusal in her options.
kinda sad what decent women’s gotta to do these days…
hope she finds someone!
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The phone rang in your office while you were out. I took a message for you.
Visa will not raise your credit limit to $500,000. Sorry.