Good news for little bastard babies who are unsure who their real father is. Rite Aide, one of the nation’s largest drugstores is now selling paternity tests.

The test, sold under the brand name Identigene can be purchased for $19.99. The test contains three sets of cotton swabs to collect cheek samples from the child, the alleged father and the mother. The swabs are put into separate packets and mailed to Sorenson’s Laboratory in Salt Lake City.

Results are provided by mail, fax or on a password-protected website within five days of the laboratory receiving the samples. The total cost for both the test and the laboratory fees is $140.

So to all you kids out there who think that daddy might not be your daddy, nows your chance to find out. So start selling lemonade, mowing lawns, shoveling driveways because finally you can put all that hard earned cash to use.

When being a kid is hard, Rite Aide makes knowing your dad easy.

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