Why Work?
If you like to drink heavily, blow mounds of cocaine, have more money than you know what to do with, and never have to work again, then Bluefields Island might be for you.
Bluefields is an island off the coast of Nicaragua located directly between the cocaine labs of Colombia and the 300 million noses of the United States.
Everyday, cocaine smugglers using very small, very fast boats try and shoot undetected to the States, but when the Coast Guard swoops in, the traffickers toss the cocaine and cash overboard, both to eliminate evidence and lighten their load in an escape attempt.
Those bales of cocaine float, and the currents bring them west right into the beaches and cays which make up the huge lagoons that surround Bluefields.
Everyday, the 50 thousand inhabitants of Bluefields comb the beach searching for the “White Lobster.” On average, they find 35 kilos of cocaine a day along with tens of thousands of cold wet cash.
Which only makes me wonder, why am I at work today?
Why did you stop?? just because everyone that reads your blog doesn’t like it doesn’t mean you should quite. I’ve read some of your “observations” as you call them considering it’s now 2010 I don’t feel the need to go through everyone of your blogs because what I read was pretty much the subject of every blog. It was about an older guy (you) who’s single, likes to drink and party, looks at porn, lives alone yet his mother seems to call at least three times a week. Let me tell you something here. I personally like bigger built guys and that seems to be you. Not every girl is looking for someone fit and thin to be the ‘perfect’ couple. I tend to go for bigger guys so they can compliment me. I’m not stick thin, but I’m in no way fat. I’m average. I’m 5″5′ and weight just about 135. I don’t want some guy to be thinner than I am because I would be self conscience of how much weight I would need to lose to make me fit in with him. Second of all, your looking for all the wrong types of women. To me it sounded as if you wanted one of those stick thin, model girls with big breasts. Well, take what you can get since all you seem to take is rejection from those types of women. Thirdly, stop looking at porn! Porn is disgusting #1 and #2 i don’t think that’s helping your girlfriend chase. If I ever found out the guy I was dating was looking at porn while I was with him, I’d dump him on the spot because I deserve so much better than a porn addict. I’d feel like you should get enough to the imagination from me. Fourthly, The partying has to stop. To me you sound as if your close to 30, by then all girls want to settle down and have a family. You’re not going to find any of those girls in a bar or even in your apartment throwing up on the floor from how much they’ve drank that night. Fifth off, you sound like a mama’s boy talking about how much your mom calls you. Take a step out there and just ask a nice, pretty girl out that you may find a few similarities with. It all starts with one date. That’s it. Your not going to find a girl like that at a bar, even if she does talk to you for three hours in one night. You must have told her your whole life’s story by that point. Getting past the first date is where the real trouble comes. Don’t give up!! If you like this girl that much to take her out on a second date, she’s worth it to get past the awkwardness. Believe me, I’ve been dating the man of my life for only five months but it feels like I’ve known him for years. I know what you’re thinking…. five months you don’t know what your talking about. Well let me just tell you I do. My relationship with him is not based on sex and parties, as what you seem to do. My relationship with him was started the simplest way even you can’t screw up. He asked me out and I said yes. Really that’s all it takes. It’s the courage that you have to have to stand up and ask someone out. I know your used to rejection, but don’t settle for it. Stand out in a crowd of ass holes! We as girls didn’t make you that way, you chose to be that way and most of us accepted it. Well, I didn’t. I took the step out of my relationship with one ass, into the best relationship of my life with a gentleman. Be that gentleman. You won’t regret it!